Son of a Preacher Man

Robert loves to "work on his sermon" and make the bulletins.  Last week, he was practicing his sermon, and I got a bit of it on tape. 

His sermon always begins, "Once upon a day, there was an old king."

And usually, at some point in the sermon, he will say snippets of a book we are reading these days called "The Farmer's Hat."  Robert will say some version of, "The wind took it, and away it went.  The farmer ran fast, but the went went faster."